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IRC Zitate
« am: Mittwoch, 18 Mai 2005 | 21:28 »
Auch wenn ich IRC nicht mag, die Zitate die ich gefunden habe sind zu köstlich! :lol:

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind


<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID


<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


<Sturmflut> man kann Kindern nichts mehr vorenthalten, grad so die kleine "Was ist eine Prostituierte?" "Das sag ich dir lieber nicht." "Sags mir sonst geb ichs in Google ein!"


XCodymauX: I've been killing pimps all day and still don't have enough money for that sword of light.
l33t 1nt3gr4l: the hell are you playing, GTA: Middle Earth?


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!


<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK


<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<studdud> what the fuck is wtf


<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!


<JakBauer> oh thats right, we could only use 8 char nicks on efnet.
<CactusJac> 9 chars
<kuribo> cactus...
<kuribo> you're on altnet now
<kuribo> JUST ADD THE FREAKING K
<CactusJac> no
<kuribo> ADD IT
<CactusJac> OK *** CactusJac is now known as CacktusJac


<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/


<Chris|2> Hm, in drei Stunden kommt mein Date und auf der Couch hier liegt meine Exfreundin und pennt vor sich hin... Das könnte einen Ressourcenkonflikt geben...


<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song


<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
<Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
<Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
<Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
<Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
<Tedward> what?
<Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
<Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.


<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants


<PovRayMan> Weee
<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them
<PovRayMan> and drink
<PovRayMan> and dance
<PovRayMan> i said no
<PovRayMan> because star trek is on

:D :D

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IRC Zitate
« Antwort #1 am: Mittwoch, 18 Mai 2005 | 21:39 »
Und noch was vergnügliches:

Aktuelles aus der Schweiz !!!!!

Ab 1.6.05 wieder 0,8 Promille

Die 0,5 Promille-Grenze wird wieder aufgehoben.

Ab dem 1. Juni 05 beträgt für Autofahrer der zulässige Alkoholgrenzwert wieder 0.8 Promille.
Wie eine gesamtschweizerische Studie der ETH Zürich ergeben hat, hat die Unfallhäufigkeit seit
Einführung der 0,5 Promille-Grenze stark zugenommen.
Auffällig sei, dass speziell zur späten Stunde und an Wochenenden, die mittel- bis schweren
Unfälle eine noch nie dagewesene Zahl erreichten. Abklärungen der Polizei haben ergeben, dass
die Ursache darin liege, dass seit dem 1. Januar die Männer nicht mehr alkoholisiert heimfahren,
sondern sich von ihren Frauen abholen lassen.