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Nun ein Witz für unsere Englisch sprechenden Freunde....
« am: Freitag, 16 Juli 2004 | 09:54 »
Ein Deutscher mit schlechten Englischkenntnissen sitzt in einem Gourmet-Restaurant in London. "Can I have a bloody steak, please?" Ober: "Do you want some fucking potatos with it?"

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« Antwort #1 am: Donnerstag, 22 Juli 2004 | 19:29 »
Did you hear about the blind man that went bunjee jumping?
Scared the hell out of the Dog

Good for a boy: Meet girl in park. Better for a boy: Park meat in girl

How do you embarrass an archeologist
Give him a used tampon and ask him "which period?"

Why did the Cannibal eat the Tightrope Walker?
He wanted a balanced meal

The Beer drinkers Prayer:
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed by thy sport
Thy will be drunk I will be drunk
At home as it is in the Pub
Give us each day our daily schonners
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those that spillest against us
And lead us not into the practice of Poofy wine tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
the talent and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen

What did the horrny Toad say to the Frog?
rubit rubit rubit

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Rooster?
In the morning the rooster says "Cock'll-doodl-dooo",
while a blonde says, "Any Cock'll-dooo".

What do you call a Prostitute with runny Nose!
FULL

What has 4 Legs and one Arm?
A Pit Bull in a Playground

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« Antwort #2 am: Freitag, 13 August 2004 | 22:32 »
Think of a number.
Multiply it by 3.
Now add 5.
Take away the number you first thought of.
Now add 7.
Subtract 2.
Add back the number you first thought of.
Now, close your eyes.

Dark, isn't it?


The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin and your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you are not. But you only have the one asshole. Feel better?


The long term implications of modern drugs must be fully considered:
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them

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« Antwort #3 am: Mittwoch, 25 August 2004 | 12:25 »
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a German and a Irishman were talking about making love to there girlfriends.
The Frenchman said "when I kiss her neck, she rises 3 cm from the bed."
"Nothing" the Englishman said, "when I kiss her breast she rises 6 cm from the bed."  The German said "is that all!! "  "When I kiss her thigh she rises 20cm from the bed"........After some thought the Irishman said "All I have to do is wipe my prick on the curtain and she hits the roof!!!!"